(Yes, my two felonies are sex charges, but Trump was also found liable for sexual abuse in 2023 in civil Court, something none of his supporters seem remotely bothered about.)
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In good news, I figured out that I am able to vote in Louisiana, so, I'll be casting my vote accordingly.
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Maybe I should insist that my felonies were the result of fake charges and a rigged and corrupt justice system. Maybe then people would associate me with Trump and give me a job.
(Whats funny, is that Trump is actually 100% correct that the system is rigged and corrupt, just not in the way he means.)
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It would be nice if this all led to Republicans getting serious about criminal justice reform, but it won't. Mostly because any rigging or corruption that existed in the falsifying records case against Trump is the same rigging and corruption that exists in every criminal case within the system. The GOP has been fine with all of that for some time. They're just mad now because a man they liked was found guilty.
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Maybe I can get Trump to give me a job, one felon to another.
Just kidding. Everyone knows Trump doesn't pay his bills.
